Sunday, March 8, 2009


When God created Woman, he was working late on the sixth day. An angel came by . He looked quizzically at God.

Why do you spend so much time on that one?

Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her.
She must be washable,but not made of plastic.

She should have more than 200 moving parts that must all be replaceable and she should function on all kinds of food.

She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands.

Just two hands?..... Impossible.Is this the standard model? This is too much work for one day.....Wait until tomorrow and then complete her.

No I am so close to completing this creation which will be the favourite of my heart.

She curses herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day.

The angel came nearer and touched the Woman.

Ah! but you have made her so soft?

She is soft. But I have also made her strong.You cannot imagine what she can endure and overcome.

Can she think?

Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate.

It seems this creation is leaking. You have put too many burdens on her.

She is not leaking. It is a tear.

What is it for?

It is her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.

This made a big impression on the angel.

Lord you are a genius. You thought of everything.The woman is indeed marvellous.

Indeed she is.
She has strength that amazes man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness,love and opinions.
She smiles when feeling like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
She fights for what she believes in , stands up against injustice
She does not take 'No' for an answer, when she can see a better solution.
She gives herself so her family can thrive.
She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid. Her love is unconditional.
She cries when her kids are victorious.
She is happy when her friends do well.
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.
Her heart is broken when a next of her kin or friend dies, but she finds the strength to get on with life.
She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.

There is only one thing wrong with her.


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